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Kids Defend a Zombie Attack

October 22nd, 2009

Japanese Television is know for being whacky and this clip is no exception. Reporters fool three little kids into thinking a zombie is coming to eat them and then watches as they fight him off.

Adam Bizarre, Funny, Videos ,

Optimus Prime vs Zombie Cat

March 7th, 2009

This is possibly the most bizarre song and music video I’ve seen this year… Optimus Prime vs Zombie Cat… Strange!

It’s not for those who are sensitive to naughty words.

Adam Animals, Bizarre, Funny, Music, Videos

Zombie Strippers

April 10th, 2008

What do you get when you put a porn star like Jenna Jameson in a zombie movie? Zombie Strippers!

Adam Babes, Bizarre, Movies, Videos

Happy Zombie Jesus Day

March 23rd, 2008

Happy Zombie Jesus Day

According to Christian scripture, Jesus was nailed to a cross on Good Friday, ding as the soldiers below him gambled for his clothing. Once he passed away, he was put in a tomb, where he lay for three days until Sunday, whereupon he came out. When he came out, his hands showed the holes where he was nailed to the cross, and he prominently displayed these to his doubting disciples.

What is not commonly know, however, is whether he was alive or dead when he came out, just that he came out. While he very obviously died on the cross, the few people that Jesus brought back from the dead usually smelled (don’t ask me for a scripture quote). Since Jesus could not bring Jesus back (which would cause a paradox in the time-space continuum), Jesus could not actually be alive during this time. The only reasonable explanation: ZOMBIE JESUS!

Adam Funny, Pictures

Resident Evil Game and Movie

August 8th, 2007

Zombie killing has been made much more fun with the Resident Evil game series. Well a trailer has been released for the 5th installment which looks pretty fantastic.

I believe this will be available on PS3 and XBox 360 but it is still in production at the moment.

The movie series based off the game has it’s third installment coming out around September / October (Depending on where you are from).

The first movie was pretty good, the second, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, kinda sucked so I’m not too sure what to make of this one just yet.

Here are a few movie stills from Resident Evil: Extinction, featuring Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Ashanti and a zombie dog.

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Resident Evil Extinction Ali Larter Resident Evil Extinction Ashanti Resident Evil Extinction Milla Jovovich

Milla Jovovich always seems to look the part of a kick ass kind of chick. It looks as if from the second picture that they revisit the original house.

Resident Evil: Extinction Synopsis;
Alice (Milla Jovovich), now in hiding in the Nevada desert, once again joins forces with Carlos Olivera (Oded Fehr) and L.J. (Mike Epps), along with new survivors Claire (Ali Larter), K-Mart (Spencer Locke ) and Nurse Betty (Ashanti) to try to eliminate the deadly virus that threatens to make every human being undead…and to seek justice. Since being captured by the Umbrella Corporation, Alice has been subjected to biogenic experimentation and becomes genetically altered, with super-human strengths, senses and dexterity. These skills, and more, will be needed if anyone is to remain alive.

Overall it seems like a good time to be a zombie fan.

Adam Babes, Games, Movies, Pictures, Videos

Would You Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

July 16th, 2007

We all know that one day zombies are going to rise from the dead and destroy the world.

Will you survive the apocalypse? Mingle2 have a little zombie quiz to see how you’d do.

91%

Looks like I’ll be doing just fine!

Adam Quiz

Top 7 Online Zombie Games

July 3rd, 2007

When it comes to playing Flash Games online, Tower Defense Games are fun, but Zombie Games are so much better!

Here are my top 7 Zombie Games Online!

Autumn War7. Autumn War
This is very different to most zombie games, as it’s more about the strategy.

If you are after a “I want to blow someone’s head off!” kind of a game, then this is not for you.

Zombie Survival6. Zombie Survival
This reminds me of the good old games like the original Duke Nukem, with slightly better graphics. You run side to side and kill things. Simple yet fun.

De-Animator5. De-Animator
The De-Animator is simple shapes with advancing hordes of zombies. Extremely simple, but just as addictive!

Spacebar switches to the shotgun!

Project Validus Survival4. Project Validus Survival
Looking from above, you run around the city killing zombies. There is a storyline that goes along with it, so if you are looking for that in a game, then Project Validus Survival is for you.

3. Endless Zombie Rampage
Defend your little base from being destroyed while the advancing zombies come at you from everywhere!

What makes the Endless Zombie Rampage great is all the blood that gets left behind after wasting those damn zombies. Lots of weapons to choose from and you can chase after the bastards! Very fun!

Endless Zombie Rampage

 
2. The Last Stand
This was very close to being number 1! Survive the night then go looking for survivours and weapons. The survivours help you shoot zombies, while weapons let you kill them faster.

It’s a great game with good graphics and sound. You definitely need to play this one!

The Last Stand

 
1. Boxhead More Rooms
It was a tough choice but Boxhead More Rooms got my number 1 pick because of it’s pure addictiveness!

The graphics are simple, but the game play is fantastic. Choose from different rooms and collect weapons along the way. Box them in with walls, blow them up with cluster bombs and claymores.

Hundreds of the little bastards will come after you and you’ll enjoy killing all of them and running around in the blood stains left behind. Oh yeah!

Boxhead More Rooms

 
Here are a few other zombie games that didn’t make the cut.

Adam Games

The Zombie Swarm Advances!

May 30th, 2007

A while back I wrote a post called Nothing Beats Killing Zombies.

Stupidly, I forgot one of the most addictive zombie games I’ve played Boxhead More Rooms.

How could I forget the swarms, the UZI, the grenades and all that blood? Simple and very addictive, you should check it out!

Zombie Boxhead More Rooms

Adam Games

Nothing Beats Killing Zombies

May 7th, 2007

If you’re like me, then you love killing zombies. I mean what’s more fun than lining up a perfect head shot on a slow moving target and watching the brain matter explode all over the place?!

Unfortunately we can’t do it in real life because zombies don’t exist… Unless the government really is working on a virus as seen in 28 Days Later. Let’s keep our figures crossed!

Until then you’ll just have to pretend. If you have an X-Box 360 the Dead Rising is for you. There is an unlimited amount of zombies to kill and plenty of ways to kill them.

Dead Rising on X-Box 360

You can follow a story line or just go on a killing spree in a nice little shopping village. Sure there a guns to blown a zombie head off, but you can use other things too like a lawn mower, battle axe and pretty much anything you can find. So if you’ve got a X-Box 360 check out Dead Rising.

For those of you without a 360, then the next two are for you. The De-Animator is simple and a lot of fun.

The De-Animator Zombie Game

Zombies advance and you shoot off their arms, legs, head, whatever it takes to stop them ripping your spine out. I’ll give you a little hint, if you shoot a zombie on the ground, they die straight away. Shift switches to the shot gun, once you get it.

If you want something a little more involved, the The Last Stand is the zombie game you want. This one takes a while to load, but it’s well worth it.

The Last Stand Zombie Game

In The Last Stand zombies only attack when it’s dark, leaving the daylight hours for repairing your barricade, searching for survivors and locating better weapons. I’ve found the chainsaw to come in very handy when the zombies get in close.

They should keep you busy for a while, let me know if you have any others!

Adam Games