I’m not sure if I am more amazed by the duck being so bad arse it doesn’t need medical treatment after suffering those injuries, or that the duck was actually able to refuse medical treatment.
In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant,
Soupolos piad Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.
I can’t be stuffed writing the rest, but you really should read it all.
A Mexican donkey has been freed from jail after doing time for acting like a jackass.
Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside of Gutierrez.
Officials freed the donkey after its owner paid a fine of $36 and the $115 hospital bill of the men.
A man accidentally killed himself by putting a condom over his head in a bizarre sext stunt.
An inquest heard Gary Ashbrook, 31, was found suffocated naked on his bed wearing the inflated rubber – beside empty cans of laughing gas.
I’ve decided today is Good News Day where I show off some weird and whacky news articles and headlines. Enjoy and watch out for more today!
