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Alcohol Was Not a Factor

May 29th, 2009

There was an accident at a coal mine and people were accused of drinking on the job. The interviewer is trying to see if there is any truth in the rumour, and then one of the other workers turns up unannounced.

Don’t need sound, unless you can speak Russian.

No… No alcohol there!

Adam Funny, In the News, Videos

Paid To Do It 72 Times

March 30th, 2009

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In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant,

Soupolos piad Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.

I can’t be stuffed writing the rest, but you really should read it all.

Adam Bizarre, Funny, Idiot, In the News

Belligerent Donkey Gets Out of Jail

March 30th, 2009

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A Mexican donkey has been freed from jail after doing time for acting like a jackass.

Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside of Gutierrez.

Officials freed the donkey after its owner paid a fine of $36 and the $115 hospital bill of the men.

Adam Animals, Bizarre, Funny, In the News

Killed by Condom

March 30th, 2009

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A man accidentally killed himself by putting a condom over his head in a bizarre sext stunt.

An inquest heard Gary Ashbrook, 31, was found suffocated naked on his bed wearing the inflated rubber – beside empty cans of laughing gas.

Adam Bizarre, Funny, Idiot, In the News

Good News Day

March 30th, 2009

I’ve decided today is Good News Day where I show off some weird and whacky news articles and headlines. Enjoy and watch out for more today!

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Adam Bizarre, Funny, In the News

Arse Head

March 21st, 2009

This is probably one of the most unfortunate things ever to happen to a young guy.

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Spotty teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.

The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from
cruel classmates.

But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning this week and found his out of control zits had merged – and formed the word arse.

He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong.”

See the full story at Daily Sport.

Adam Funny, In the News

Koala Kool

February 10th, 2009

In Victoria (and other southern states of Australia) the temperature has been above 44 degrees celsius (112F) all week and they are forecasting another week of 40+ temperatures. Power is failing, trains have stopped running because tracks are buckling under the heat. It’s just scorching and it seems that the people are not the only ones suffering.

Check out these photos of a little Koala which just walked onto a back porch looking for a bit of heat relief. The woman filled up a bucket for it and this is what happened!

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Some cyclists have also stopped off to help a koala in need.

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Adam Amazing, Animals, In the News, Pictures

Wait… What?

July 29th, 2008

What is he planning to do with those hammers?

Adam Advertising, Art, Comedian, Funny, In the News, Spoof

Alien “Probes” Cow. Has Baby

June 22nd, 2008

A small town in Thailand has had a cow raped by aliens and had an alien cow baby.

Okay, maybe not. Maybe it is just a case of a severe birth defect. An examination revealed that the alien being resembles a human baby with its front legs looking more like hands than feet.

In the form of a ritual, the local residents pour baby powder onto the dead body and burnt incense in their belief of cleansing the area of evil and hopeful that it will be reincarnated peacefully.

Adam Bizarre, In the News

Bruce Has a Bad Bad Day

June 17th, 2008

Bruce had a little too much to drink one day and things went downhill from there.


Drunk Falls Off Bridge Slams Firetruck Faceplants Ground

I just want to know if the fire truck was damaged. Those things are expensive.

Adam In the News, Videos