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Colorado Tap Water Is Flammable

Adam — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:29:29 +0000

Amazingly these people have water that you can light on fire.

The woman of the house is a bit of a freak though…

UFO Clouds Over Moscow

Adam — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:09:03 +0000

Millions of Moscow residents observed a unique cloud formation yesterday. Scientists from the city’s weather forecast service were quoted saying their was nothing special about the formation and it was just an ‘optical effect’.

I say they’re testing a secret weapon to take over the world.

Breasts Too Big for Crime

Adam — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:16:59 +0000

Bikini model Serena Kozakura told a court her breasts were too large for her to fit through the hole

Miss Kozakura was convicted last year after a boyfriend said she had kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside – because he was with another woman.

But in her defence the 38-year-old model told the Tokyo court that the man had made the hole himself before accusing her.

When she appealed this week her defence lawyer held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said she could not possibly have squeezed through it with her 43in bust.

“I agree,” said Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada after casting his eyes over the model.

Via DailyMail.

1 Download = 3.5 People

Adam — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:35:15 +0000

Interesting that downloading a song will cost you $80,000 while killing someone is only worth $24,000.

Porn Star Sues Over Rear-End Collision

Adam — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:24:58 +0000

The headline says it all!

Accidental Funny Headline

Adam — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:42:20 +0000

Here you can see what can happen when a headline is cut between two pages in an inappropriate way.

In the first edition the article had the headline “Can Dec finally match Ant?” with word “finally” cut between two pages. They felt that there were too many headlines with word “finally” in, so it was changed to “Can Dec at last match Ant?”

Unfortunately whomever was in charge changed one page, but neglected to upgrade the second resulting in the following headline…

Steal Stuff – Leave a Note

Adam — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:31:01 +0000

A thief in Fargo, North Dakota USA stole CDs, cash, a driver’s license and credit cards, then he left a note behind.

You have amazing taste in music. Don`t worry about your credit cards and driver`s license – I know I can`t use them…after tonight, at least. : P

Seriously though. Lock your car in the future.

The owner of the car was not happy.

A Leg for a 3 Legged Elephant

Adam — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:23:18 +0000

Back in 1999 the elephant Motola stepped on a landmine while working in a logging camp near the Burmese border. Recently she was given a prosthetic leg to help the old girl get around. Have a look at the photos, it’s quite amazing.

Living on the Edge

Adam — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:15:59 +0000

Two brothers in Rio are living over the edge — literally: sleeping, working and eating on the side of a building 33 feet up in the air. Twenty-seven-year-old Tiago Primo and his 20-year-old brother Gabriel spend 12 hours a day in the bed, hammock, chair and dining table they’ve attached to a bright red-and-yellow wall as part of an art exhibit in Rio’s old center. The brothers are equipped with mountain climbing gear, and if nature calls, can scramble over to the verandah of a neighboring art gallery, where an indoor bathroom awaits. The brothers have been hanging out wall-side since the end of May. They plan to continue the display until Aug. 20.

Found at Demonicious

Famous Dead People News Coverage

Adam — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:03:21 +0000

Yeah it’s sad that someone dies, but the “news” coverage afterwards is just ridiculous. Here is a nice comic that shows what every news station does when someone famous dies.