Wait… What?
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008What is he planning to do with those hammers?
Archive for the 'In the News' Category
Alien “Probes” Cow. Has Baby
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008A small town in Thailand has had a cow raped by aliens and had an alien cow baby.
Okay, maybe not. Maybe it is just a case of a severe birth defect. An examination revealed that the alien being resembles a human baby with its front legs looking more like hands than feet.
In the form [...]
Bruce Has a Bad Bad Day
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Bruce had a little too much to drink one day and things went downhill from there.
Drunk Falls Off Bridge Slams Firetruck Faceplants Ground
I just want to know if the fire truck was damaged. Those things are expensive.
Woman Calls Police To Free Her From Locked Car
Saturday, June 14th, 2008 Automatic car features are supposed to make life easier for motorists, but they may be leaving some people without the know-how to do things the old-fashioned way. That’s what happened to a driver in Utah County who became trapped inside her own car.
A woman called Orem police Friday afternoon needing help because her [...]
It’s Hard Being a Reporter
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008Reporters can make fools of themselves on live television. Thanks to the internet millions of people get to see things go wrong, just like this…
Beer - Forget the Kids
Sunday, May 25th, 2008 I’m so proud of my fellow countrymen right now.
Driver straps in beer, not toddler
A Northern Territory driver has been fined by police after he strapped a seatbelt around a carton of beer but left a five-year-old child to sit on the floor of his car.
The man was pulled over on the Ross Highway, south [...]
Volcano and Lightning Eruption
Saturday, May 17th, 2008From News.com.au on the 8th of May.
TWO spectacular forces of nature seemed to be meeting in the skies of Chile yesterday as a volcanic eruption caused a lightning storm.
It may have looked like the storm was passing the Chaiten volcano but the lightning was caused by the static charge created by the friction [...]
A Party Where Only the Cops Come
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 By Joe Hildebrand on News.com.au.
I WAS delighted to learn yesterday that the State Government has launched a website allowing teenagers to register their parties with the NSW Police.
This is long overdue. If there’s one thing adolescents have been demanding it’s more cops at their parties.
Kids can now register their parties at mynite.com.au and rest [...]
Swedish Teachers are Wonderful
Sunday, March 30th, 2008
A schoolteacher in northern Sweden has been found guilty of sexual harassment after she exposed her breasts to an unruly student as a punishment.
After a student covered the blackboard with curses and sexually explicit drawings, the teacher thought her flash would be fitting retribution. She claims there was nothing sexual about the act, and [...]
2 Years on the Toilet
Thursday, March 27th, 2008 Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who stayed in her boyfriend’s bathroom for two years, spending most of her time on the toilet — so that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the man finally called police.
It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had [...]
