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The Bubble Boys

When it comes to body building, these guys have gone way overboard. One day these muscle heads are going to explode like the guy at the end of Big Trouble in Little China.
Surely they realise they’ve gone a little too far.
Stupid Security Commercial
When it comes to a credit card you want great security. This ad starts out alright, then and the end says, “forget all our security, it’s easy to bypass”.
Idiots!
Wonderfully Bad Tattoos
Turn Your Eyes Blue

This guy had his eyeball tattooed. Yes, you read right – He had his eyeball tattooed!
It took 40 injections of blue dye, into the Toronto mans eye with the result being quite obviously the eye whites being turned blue.
There are, however, good reasons for getting an eye tattoo. If a person has suffered eye trauma – burning, laceration or bruising – scars can result, which a tattoo can cover. It can also help people with leucoma – an opaque blemish, usually white in color -and return the eye’s appearance to one of more normalcy.
These pictures of the eye tattoo are a little gross, so look at your own risk.
Via Absolute Random
How Long Does it Take to Park?
I seem to make fun of female drivers quite a lot, but sometimes the ladies just make it too easy.
For instance take this woman who took 4 unsuccessful minutes to attempt to park before being helped by another driver.
Woman Can’t Even Back Into Space
At least she didn’t lock herself in her own car.
Help! I’m Locked in My Car!
Dumb Woman Locked in Her Car 911 Call
Some people are so stupid it hurts. This woman is one of those people.
Paid To Do It 72 Times

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant,
Soupolos piad Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.
I can’t be stuffed writing the rest, but you really should read it all.
Killed by Condom

A man accidentally killed himself by putting a condom over his head in a bizarre sext stunt.
An inquest heard Gary Ashbrook, 31, was found suffocated naked on his bed wearing the inflated rubber – beside empty cans of laughing gas.
Get Your Girl Back
Have you ever been dumped and wanted to find the girl for a second chance?
Well Randy deeply loves Janice and he knows she has signed up to video dating. So he does the only logical thing and makes a dating video profile just for her.
Come on Janice, how can you resist a man who wants to impregnate your sister with your egg so you don’t get fat?
This reminds me of that wild and crazy guy Louis – Looking For the Perfect Man? – and our good friend Steven who deserves to be loved too – How Not To Video Date.



























