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This site is just awesome!

Go check out Elf Yourself by Office Max, where you can add your own face and voice to a dancing elf.

Trust me, it’s great!

It may not be nice to laugh at midgets, but when they fight like this you really can’t help but have a slight chuckle.

I absolutely despise Paris Hilton, so when I come across a story like this I just have to share.

Paris’ “music” is so bad, even she throws up when she hears it!

From the Irish Examiner

Hilton vomits while attempting to sing own song

Paris Hilton shocked revellers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead.

Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn Jay-Z Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer.

Radin writes on his MySpace page: “Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours.

“Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch.

“She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us.”

Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage: “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves…”

Source

This is a lovely letter from a senior citizen to a school thanking them for her radio.

I believe it was printed in an Australian newspaper. Check out the clipping or read the transcript below.

• The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a small high school in country Queensland. The letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credit to all human kind. Read it, soak it in, and bask in the warm feeling that it leaves you with…

  Dear School,

  God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen’s luncheon.

  I’m 94 years old and live at the local Community Home for the Aged. My family has long since passed away and I rarely have visitors. As a result, I have very limited contact with the outside world. This makes your gift especially welcome.

  My roommate, Maggie Cook, has had her own radio for as long as I’ve known her. She listens to it all the time, though usually with an earplug or with the volume so low, I can’t hear it. For some reason, she has never wanted to share it.

  Last Sunday morning, while listening to her morning gospel programs, she accidentally knocked her radio off its shelf. It smashed into many pieces, and caused her to cry. It was so sad.

  Fortunately, I had my new radio. Knowing this, Maggie asked if she could listed to mine. I told her to fuck off.

  God bless you.

  Sincerely, Edna Johnson

If you wanna blame anyone for the tardiness of the fourth “Indiana Jones” film – a film many predict may never happen, if only because its been off and on more times than a kettle – you can probably take aim at George Lucas.

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Daniela Pestova is my all time favourite supermodel!

Enjoy this ad she did for Levis.

Daniela Pestova Levis Commercial
She’s so, so hot and a very smart lass from what I’ve read.

A radio show in America calls a woman to tell her her husbands been fired and things turn bad…

[audio:PrankPhoneCall.mp3]

Good stuff!

The other day I made a post about “Fucking Austria“.

Well Newfoundland, Canada has some great city names themselves.

“Dildo” and “Heart’s Delight”… Is there a relationship there???

There is a nice little town in Austria called “Fucking”.

Obviously to those who speak English this is an amusing name for a town. The people of Fucking aren’t too happy though. They’re sick of the laughing and people stealing their signs.

I think they’d be even more pissed off by the newspaper calling them Germans!

This is one of the greatest shots at goal ever!