Liu Bolin is the Invisible Man, blending into his surroundings no matter how complicated they may be. Hailing from Shandong, China, uses his own body as an art material, painting on himself to merge with whatever is behind him.
He said the inspiration behind his work was a sense of not fitting in to modern society and as a silent protest against the Government’s persecution of artists.
This is long, but well worth the read.
From: Jeff Peters
Dear David
This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by offering you a 20% discount on your membership renewal. We look forward to seeing you again soon.
All the best, Jeff Peters
From: David Thorne
Dear Jeff,
Thankyou for your friendly reminder and the kind offer to reduce my membership by twenty percent. I own a calculator but I could not work out how to do percentages on it so have estimated that I save around $372.10 off the normal price of $420.00 – Please confirm that this is correct and I will renew my membership immediately. Also, do I get a Fitness First sports bag with towel and drinking bottle included in the price? I own my own legwarmers and headband.
Regards, David.
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There was nothing wrong with this car’s rear axle when he first started towing it, but it’ll need some body work after this.
I’m not sure where all of this body art and sculptures have come from, but the paintings are pretty amazing.
If you know where these body paintings come from, please do leave a comment.
Wikipedia has a pretty interesting article on the history of body painting.
Here are some pretty cool pictures of body painting.
Some of it isn’t exactly safe to look at during work, but it is still worth checking out.
If you like this, you might like Zodiac Sign Body Paint.
Mostly hot chicks in funny t-shirts, but this time there are a few awesome male t-shirts, or other articles of clothing.
You can see more funny tshirts in some previous posts, Awesome T-Shirts and More Awesome T-Shirts.
Flight grounded by farting woman
A plane was diverted from its path and forced to land, after a woman passenger started lighting matches to cover up her flatulence.
The escalation in America’s War on Farting came on an internal flight between Washington and Dallas, which was forced to land in Nashville when passengers told cabin crew that they could smell burning matches.
After an emergency landing, passengers were evacuated from the plane for security screening, the luggage hold was cleared, and bomb-sniffing dogs were sent onto the plane.
The dogs eventually found a number of spent matches under one passenger’s seat.
Under FBI questioning, the woman admitted that she was lighting matches –which is illegal on a plane – in an attempt to conceal ‘body odour’.
Reports claim that the woman has ‘a medical condition’.
The plane eventually took off again, without the smelly woman, who an airline spokeswoman said had been banned from their flights ‘for a long time.’
Source Metro.co.uk
When you purchase something from eBay you are asked to provide feedback on the seller. This way others know if the seller is trustworthy.
Here are some funny feedbacks.
POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!
POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?
NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should’ve poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.
NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.
NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.
NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.
POSITIVE: I don’t really remember what I ordered. But I’ve been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it’s great!
NEGATIVE: Product didn’t work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior.
POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the “Rolex”. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!
NEGATIVE: The dog won’t hunt.
NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it’s a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.
NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.
POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I’ve ever bought. Allah Akbar!
NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.
POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio… was that you?
POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!
NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.
NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I’d hoped.
From Capn Wacky
