Star Wars Retold
July 14th, 2009
Joe Nicolosi has a friend called Amanda, whom had never seen a whole Star Wars film.
When he asked her if she wanted to watch the original trilogy she said that she would, but that she already knew what happens. So Joe took out my voice recorder and asked her to start from the top. Here is her version of the original Star Wars Trilogy.
So close yet so far, far away… See what I did there?
Well, that’s pretty much what I remember happening.
That person should probably not be living. I will pay anyone who kills that girl.
not really tho…but still, she is pretty lame
To the person who said she shouldn’t be living for not knowing the plot, you’re a nerdy little bitch. You take Star Wars way too seriously and you need to get a life. I know the plot, but do I care that she didn’t? No, she barely even saw the movies. I bet you lost sleep over hearing this too.