Just Whatever

Yeah–Same damn thing happened over here at my house about 5 years ago now. By Golly!! Small World–Who`d of Thought it could happen twice on the same planet??

oh ho… 1st time am hearing this bullshit man.. its conpletely humbug

“Give an honest effort”…

No shit! What a fucking dumbass that Soupolos guy.

very LOL!!!

Boy Maus is damn lucky, this is what is called as having the cake and eating it.

Bad luck to Soupolos and shame on him, he could have tried other ways of making her pregnant. i.e taken sperm from banks etc shit man shame on you.

what was Traute upto by giving this consent, she also must have enjoyed it 72 times.

sometimes man also behaves like animal. why dont you use your upper deck(brains) god has not given it for just like that USE IT MAN

This is like the movie ‘Chaos Theory’

Get Paid $2500 dollars to bang a former beauty queen. I think I saw that spam and deleted it.

i feel sad for maus, that he didn’t know his kids where his.

the story seems a little odd tho, they wrote mause was the father of 2 childeren already, though later they claim he wasn’t.

That’s the most depressing situation ever.

He was probably distracted by her good looks and therefore at a low spermeotza ebb. So, basically her fault.

There is a book written by Sanda Brown that is just like this, but set in Dallas. Interesting.

surely there are fertility clinics in germany. alarming, isn’t it, that the fellow would not have considered going there first and not humiliating his wife and himself with such a stupid idea. $2500 would have been a large payment toward treatment in a reputable setting.

who cares if it is real or not? It is still funny

I feel bad for you man you should have went to a spermbank

@zero

Well yeah Maus and all of his neighbors thought that the 2 kids would be his. How would anyone know Maus’ wife had cheated on him?

I’d just like to say here that if any other former beauty queens require a similar service, I am available ! ;P

Well …..I could help out I am not serile….. LOL

It’s obviously photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels.

The most logical next step for this couple was adoption. Anything else and disaster will follow as we can see in this case.

what would jesus do?

This would be considered an FML in my book.

Maybe Soupolos saw it coming?

@Joe JJ
I believe you are photoshopped.

dam, everyone is wrong in that situation, the wife consented to having sex with another man (72 times), the husband paid for it, the guy did it even though he was married, and his wife screwed some other guys in the first place, so he wasn’t even the father! Personally, I’d be like hell no! first of all, thats one weak ass marriage when all it takes is a little money to persuade you, and the fact that all parties consented is just ridiculous!

The solution here is simple, he could have just given her his sperm for her to artificially inseminate herself with. No one is cheating on no one, and its a much simpler case.

ok, honestly, at no point in time did any of them stop and say “wait a minute, maybe this isn’t the best idea…” ???

I love it at least he made an honest effort and if they screwed 72 times she was gettin her rocks rocked!!!!!!!!!!

I live in Stuttgart. Business proposals welcome

What the fuuuck? That’s just disgusting, I’m sorrrrry. Effing weirdo’s.

@mel
Mel, who said anything about him eating the cake too?

No source, oh so fake

I feel bad for the beauty queen. Her husband is a moron for coming up with this plan. The neighbor is a moron (but a lucky one) for going through with it and the neighbour’s wife is a cheater. The victim here (unless the 72 incidents were good sex) is the woman.

FML is the funniest website ever. Everybody should read it.
http://www.fmylife.com

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever read in my life.

premature April Fools?…that’s bad shit, funny bad shit

That’s pretty funny.

Actually, I have had a similar situation. I have had sex with my neighbor’s wife more than 200 times but did not get paid for it. Well, we weren’t trying to get her pregnant.

Since we are not having sex anymore I thought of sending him a bill after reading this. I thought better of it, as they might find out that I’m now having sex with their 22 year old daughter.

Oooohh what a lucky man he (Maus) was.
This would make for some awkward small talk on the sidewalk…

Maybe he needs some more volunteers? I’ll do it for like 1500, like whatever.

Heck i have been getting guys wives pregnant for years… so you can get paid for it too…

This really happens? haha

I will make her pregnant within a day or two during ovulation.thus if he needs the kid so badly am available

*cough* BULLSHIT *cough*

Like old ACDC tune: “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”.
I can’t believe asking your next door neighbour. So they’re not speaking now? Poor bloke, can’t be easy now that everyone knows.

@matt
C’Mon Dude, where’s your sense of adventure…
Mistake he made was not putting it to the Ebay challenge. Could have gotten her done for much less!!…

“DavidApril 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 | #11
He was probably distracted by her good looks and therefore at a low spermeotza ebb. So, basically her fault.’

Is tha-a-a-a-a-t ever stretching it! Always the woman’s fault. The woman to blame was the one who knew her kids’ weren’t her husband’s, if blame must be assigned to a woman at all. If I were the woman who wanted to get pregnant, I’d doubt my husband’s love for me by turning me over to a neighbor. In fact, I’d refuse.

Do not worry soupolos
i am here
just give u r adress
i wll be there and after 9 months u get twins

oh wow. get paid 2500 to give it to my neighbors wife all week every week. sign me up! … what? my wife it a whore! FML! and you want my money too! … no sex! go get my gun and vodka and give me a couple minutes alone. KABLAM! the end.

I smell sitcom!

ROFLMAO!!! This is a joke right?