Paid To Do It 72 Times
March 30th, 2009
In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant,
Soupolos piad Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.
I can’t be stuffed writing the rest, but you really should read it all.
You’d think that the people trying to get pregnant would have had the guy go in and get checked to begin with. I know he already had kids but still…you’d think they would have wanted to know what their chances were.
This is excellent. Where can one apply for a job like this? Oh yeah… they’re all fucking morons too
Ah man thats great. I wish there was a pic of the wife.
My my my; modern problems!
but he screwed his wife for 6 months… and then they started wondering. cool
HOLY CRAP! I had a situation like this, only I did my best friend’s chick 119 times :]
LMAO lucky guy where can I go to get these jobs. But what a dumb lady it took her 72 times to think something was wrong with him.
Alternate title: “Someone had a great time humping. And got paid for it.”
I love how they mentioned that the wife was a former beauty pageant winner. HAHA of course she was! the story wouldn’t have been quite as funny had she just been some regular gooner.
this reminds me of Adam Corrolla’s game he used to play on the radio called Germany or Florida. this story would totally work for that. oh and best job ever!
Well 35$ per attemp sounds quite cheap. In a proper whorehouse you pay twice as much. Hell, that must have been an ugly cow…
This is a hilarious spoof on the islamic terrorists who blow themselves up for the sake of 72 virgins that the allah promised them. Essentially, that means, both the terrorists(Maus) and allah(Soupolos) are impotent.
hilarious, the best part has to be where Maus tells his wife: “Try and understand”
Wow! This would be on Jerry Springer if it happened in the US.
If this Frank Maus needs a replacer, I can do the service insted him
(SARCASM-ON)
OMG! A cheating wife? That’s impossible! It must be the only case on Earth!
(SARCASM-OFF)
Former beauty queen wife most be a bit of a milf
Geeze. Whatever happened to Playboy and a turkey-baster?
I think this was a fake article in the sun? or any other english newspaper. They simply created something funny to fill their gap. Why did it happen in Germany? When it has happened in another country people can’t find out that the whole story is too good to be true.
I am german as you already might have found out by my english. As i read the story here, i looked for german newspaper articles about this incident. Guess what? I didn’t get just one hit with google
If only that would fly in the U.S. Doctor’s can charge $10,000+ for artificial insemination and it’s perfectly fine but if I tried to charge to bang someone’s wife with the intent of pregnancy they’d arrest me for prostitution.
Lol these retards ever heard of Vitro? Doesn’t cost much more than what he offered to pay the guy, and you don’t have to get your wife fd by another dude.
Did this guy ever hear of spermbanks? He lucky his wife didn’t come down with an STD.
Are y’all even paying attention to the posting date of your comments?
He paid his neighbor, tried and turned out that they were both sterile?
Win for the other guy
I think Heiko may be correct. There are some references to this on Dutch and Spanish sites, but not German sites, apparently. Unless. . . maybe, just maybe there’s a huge conspiracy in Germany stemming from the embarrassment at their declining sperm count and rising gullibility. Hmmmmmm
Do they not have turkey basters in Germany? >.>
I would have done it for free if she was hot !
Okay. Moral of story?
These people should not be having babies, period.
This has got to be a hoax, where is the source for this article? I can’t find anything in german, and the only source is the questionable image above and other sites pointing here… SOURCE PLEASE OP
@Cathal O Searcaigh
Actually, not a milf, obviously. They have no children, thats what the whole point of the arrangement was in the first place
If I were the first neighbor I wouldn’t even try to get my money back, I’d be like whatever. Besides hes got it pretty bad since his wife has apparently cheated on him. Though she might not have.
So, can I apply for this job? I’d like to try to get her pregnant! I’ll even give a discount. LOL!
@lisa I posted this in March and received it in an email a week earlier, so it’s not an April Fools.
I’m not sure if it is real either… Sill funny!
its bullshit! Never found it on internet in germany
Haha, I thought it was going to end up being something like he didn’t do it on purpose.
This has Jerry Springer all over it, lol.
Hai your are heman or superman
Yeah they should try Vitro, it works 2 out of 3 times…
I don’t care if its true or not. Funny and annoying to Germans. Doesn’t get much better than that.
This is why the Pope doesn’t want condoms.
it appears that the woman too is infertile
hahaha…three fucking infertiloes.
i bet the presiding judge will also turn out to be infertile when it comes to proclaiming judgment
Reverse pimpin’ aint easy. But it is necessary.
it’s a hoax
That’s $34.72 per “encounter”. I think the hiree should sue for more appropriate wages.
I am 76 percent sure its more than a human
It just goes to show you can’t be too careful.
Three letters: I V F
i wonder if Soupolos watched?
No wonder that the guy who paid was Greek. Greek society is probably the most matriarchal in the world
I think this story is fake. But still funny
@Cyclonus
omg…..i bet his penis was hard