Worst Piece of Exercise Equipment Ever
Introducing the SpeedFit! The crappiest, most ridiculous piece of exercise equipment ever!
Speedfit’s goal is to transform the United States from a fat one to a fit one in a single generation! Their great plan is to make you walk down the street on a treadmill.
Surely these people have friends that could point out that this is dumb.
Is this the worst piece of exercise equipment ever?
Uhh … here’s a crazy idea: why not just jog instead?
Jogging is so yesterday!
I can’t believe they’ve been votes against this being the worst piece of exercise equipment. What could possibly be worse than this?!
I… think it’s kind of cool. But only if you used them on a track at a resort style gym. Because people like treadmills, which are already silly devices (pay to run in place as if flat space were limited.)
But what I hope would never happen is to see yuppies run-rolling around country roads *vomit*.