Arse Head
March 21st, 2009
This is probably one of the most unfortunate things ever to happen to a young guy.
Spotty teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.
The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from
cruel classmates.
But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning this week and found his out of control zits had merged – and formed the word arse.
He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong.”
See the full story at Daily Sport.
How does the acne know he’s British? In America, it would say ASS.
Good point… I smell conspiracy!