Just Whatever

this is why we don’t visit.

…Yes it does.

What is a Mainly American?

then what the fuck do they use to get around?!

yes it does

of it doesnt, not like that anyway.
we ride in their pouches

Well I can ride a kangaroo… yeah, yeah!
Make kinkaju stew…
yeah, yeah!
But I’m a big disgrace
to the Aborigine race
my boomerang won’t come back!

…

Don’t worry boy, I know the trick
and to you I’m going to show it.
If you want your boomerang to come back
well first, you’ve got to throw it!

I’ve traveled all over the world, 5 different continents, and I can honestly say that Aussies are the only people that are dumber than Americans. Therefore, Fail.

down under ftw

Is that photoshopped?

In cars you douche bag.

A Mainly American is an American from Maine. Those crab loving red commies.

They use Wallabies duh…thats how Rocko became famous.

I recently came back from Austria, I didn’t even see the Sydney Opera House. Is it hidden somewhere? And they all talked a bit funny over there, a bit like German, nothing like they do on Neighbours.
But the beer was good.

It’s pointless if most of the Ricans can’t read.

…thanks for ruining my lifelong dream of a vacation to Aussieland complete with kangaroo rides.

BRILLIANT!

Many a time we would get an american exchange student and the absolute dissapointment in their eyes when they realised none of the things he’d assumed happened, if fact -didn’t happen.

Lies! This is propaganda spread by the anti-American left who don’t want American tourists here! Why, I’d have ridden my Kangaroo to work this very morning if he hadn’t been mauled in a terrible Drop Bear attack last Friday!

Hahahaha… American idiots. They make my day. Anyone want to buy a bridge I got in Alaska? =P

Sometimes, people (mainly Australians) neem to be told to stfu

need*
>_>

If your boomerang doesn’t come back, that means its called a “stick”….

Im Oztrayian and I ride a kangaroo too, to get get work each day.

That picture is real I tell you.

the reason it mentions Americans is because having traveled to America…its a beautiful country and all and i loved it…but they are (not all of them) so self absorbed in America!

Im in Australia right now and this is how i’ve been getting around. But mind your children around those Dingos they are quite whiley.

The guy that labeled this picture obviously made a mistake, it’s 100% legit. Australians ride kangaroos.

I accidentally a kangaroo.

Well, I too have traveled all over the world, all continents (except Antarctica), and I can honestly say that Americans are truly the the dumbest and most despised, hell even the French hate them!

dude get this lie off the internet. Its because of liars like you that the number of hoop snake victims has double over the last decade. Not to mention the remergance of drop bear fatalities.

Yeah, bloody Drop Bears….killed me dog the other night when I left it tied up outside the pub in Walamaloo. Time the bloody government bought back the $5.00 bounty on the little buggers. I’d have beer money for the rest of my life!

Yes it does – that’s why Australians are called sk1ppies!

Yes, because reducing the entire population of a country to a stereotype is the right way to correct a misconception. All Australians ride kangaroos, drink beer and eat shrimp; and all Americans are uneducated, self-centered cowboys.

At least they still have tazmanian devil rides… don’t they?

Austrailians seem to retain some latent angst towards Americans, don’t they?

Try the world mate. Maybe it’s due to the fact your goverment traipses around the globe fucking up other countries for the sake of profit. Ah but that’s ok, for your apathy you are rewarded with… a 700 billion dollar buggering by the very men laughing all the way to the bank! Congratulations.

If you can’t ride kangaroos then what the hell is Australia good for?

Chris, we’re not actually less intelligent than Americans, we just pretend to be like that to make you feel at home.

So is cangaroo riding forbidden near the Sidney Opera? Big deal!

“Yes, because reducing the entire population of a country to a stereotype is the right way to correct a misconception. All Australians ride kangaroos, drink beer and eat shrimp; and all Americans are uneducated, self-centered cowboys.” Not to mention America is HOW big? With different cultures in different regions. I love it….I really know of absolutely no one from any country who actually thinks this.

No kidding. They’re like angry Canadians.

Hey Blanch, do you speak German? You don’t? Well, you’re welcome.

Sorry Mike all Americans are not uneducated, self-centered cowboys. They are self absorbed obese burger munching warmongers driving around in their 1 mile per gallon V8 pickups.

Us Australians could care less about Americans, our latent angst is towards the Poms.

It really is a shame that since we (England) let our colonies go they’ve taken up such strange fetishes. Americans with their burgers and hugely fucked up economy and the Aussies forcibly removing Joeys from their pouches to get to work.

Why can’t you all be a little more civilized like your parents country?

Hey now, my pickup is a straight six, gets 4 mpg.

fuck you merrycans and ur stereotypes. we drive cars like you except on the right hand side and use the metric system, go and do some fucking research about australia BEFORE you make smart ass remarks hoping for some laughs from people you dont even know. Fags.

go eat some more donuts fatty’s

lol @ blanch!

fuck you americans

…however, they do eat Kangaroos! I ate some when I visited Perth. Quite gamey.

Just shows you how ignorant and bigoted people are all over the world when they lump all Americans together. And since you’re saying Americans I’m assuming you’re talking about people from every North and South American country, or are you stupid and referring to residents of the United States as Americans? There are plenty of stupid Australians, French, English, Japanese, etc. in the world as well.

good job Australia…now we will NEVER visit. My hopes of riding a Kangaroo have been dashed.