Who doesn’t want a grandma who wears a “Porn Star” tshirt? Who knows, maybe she was one once.
Anyway, here are some more funny tshirts for you to enjoy.
The “Don’t Hate Me Because You Ain’t Me” tshirt, is from a mug shot.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull… What a crap fest this turned out to be.
I wouldn’t recommend it, but if you want to watch it don’t read on because there are plenty of spoilers ahead.
The Indiana Jones movies have always had a little bit of of the supernatural, but is mostly realistic otherwise. The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull goes way over the supernatural line and goes into the unrealistic, stupidly silly.
Here are some of the really stupid bits;
Right from the get go the acting lets the movie down. The usually fine actress, Cate Blanchett, puts on an awful Russian accent and never looks comfortable in the role as the big baddie.
Karen Allen, Indy’s old girlfriend, couldn’t put on a believable performance to save her life. The chemistry between the two was non-existent.
Harrison Ford gave his one liners a little too slow to make them funny. But was fine apart from that.
It was frustrating to watch as Indiana Jones didn’t have a problem helping the bad guys do evil things, which goes against his character from the first three movies.
The only good thing about the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was the special effects, which were flawless except for the background at the very begining. The mushroom clouds and swirly rock tornado alien spaceship take off looked fantastic. But the swirly rock tornado alien spaceship take off, also made the story all the more ridiculous.
Overall they’ve just made a silly action comedy, that is as believable as George Bush winning a Nobel Peace Prize. They haven’t made and Indiana Jones movie.
If you loved the old Indiana Jones movies I doubt you will love this the same way. Save your money and don’t bother going to the movies or renting it. Wait for it to come on television.
Not that’s not my best pickup line, but these guys could try it.
The only difficult one is the last flip.
I’m not sure how you win in Mattress Jousting but it looks… erm… fun!
Rickrolling is a prank and Internet meme involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song “Never Gonna Give You Up”. The meme is a classic bait and switch: a person provides a link they claim is relevant to the topic at hand, but the link actually takes the user to the Astley video.
I’m so proud of my fellow countrymen right now.
Driver straps in beer, not toddler
A Northern Territory driver has been fined by police after he strapped a seatbelt around a carton of beer but left a five-year-old child to sit on the floor of his car.
The man was pulled over on the Ross Highway, south of Alice Springs, about 3.30pm on Friday, when officers on patrol noticed the vehicle was unregistered and uninsured.
But what they found inside the car shocked them.
Four adults occupied the car with two in the front and two in the rear seats.
The carton of beer was buckled safely in the rear centre seat between two of the adults, while the five-year-old boy crouched on the floor.
“The concern is about people’s priorities,” a Northern Territory police spokesperson said.
“You get a lot of people riding around without seat belts in remote communities here but it is very unusual to see someone go to the trouble of strapping in a carton of beer instead of a small child. That is the shocking thing.”
The driver has been fined $750.
Via SMH.com.au
