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Tired of seat belts digging in? Then maybe the Tiddy Bear is just for you!

Yes, this is a real product.

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Sometimes you hear great stories at preview events. Like how at the THQ thing yesterday, I was talking to journalist to the stars Paul Semel right after the Gary Busey videos for Saint’s Row 2 aired, and he said something approximating the following:

“I was interviewing him once and asked him, what’s the craziest thing you ever snorted cocaine off of? He couldn’t think of anything, but afterwards his publicist called me and said, you know that question? And I thought, oh man, they want me to pull the question. But no, they said that Gary remembered he had a better answer for me.”

Here’s what ran in Maxim:

What was the freakiest thing you ever snorted blow off of when you were a prominent coke fiend?

I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor. Well, my dog, Chili, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, “No, Chili! No” So I got a straw, and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side — not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose, too. It’s not a good flavor coming off the dog.

Found via Wired.

Adam Bizarre, Celebrities

By Joe Hildebrand on News.com.au.

I WAS delighted to learn yesterday that the State Government has launched a website allowing teenagers to register their parties with the NSW Police.

This is long overdue. If there’s one thing adolescents have been demanding it’s more cops at their parties.

Kids can now register their parties at mynite.com.au and rest easy in the knowledge that police will be monitoring their celebrations throughout the evening.

The mynite website “is targeted at internet savvy teenagers”, in the sense – one can only presume – that the website appears on the internet.

Interestingly, the Government has proven its own internet savvy by providing a quicklink in the media release that redirects the reader to a US-based domain name auction site that offers the opportunity to buy the domain name mynite.com.

Obviously the Government has gone to great lengths to make the site appealing to teenagers, most notably by filling it with grammatical errors.

The site also helps kids organise parties by providing a handy, easy to remember 45-point checklist and six-page form to complete before registering. Old timers may remember John Belushi filling out similar paperwork in Animal House.

The site requires party organisers to give at least 72 hours notice of their partying intentions, indicating the Government has obviously taken note of teenagers’ natural inclination to plan ahead.

Of course, should there be a flood of interest in the party sparked by MySpace or Facebook, the internet savvy teenager can still notify police simply by printing out the six-page form, filling it in and carrying it to the local police station, which is no doubt a regular hangout anyway.

If this isn’t possible, the internet savvy teenager simply need purchase a stamp and an envelope and post the form or send it via his or her fax machine.

Once this is completed, the teenager returns home and logs on to the site again, being sure not to make any accidental bids for mynite.com in the process.

The teenager is then ready to view the consequences of misbehaviour by clicking on the section entitled “Busted”.

This comprises only the words “Coming soon” which one presumes is a reference to police response times.

After that it’s a matter of simply having the party, which is sure to be completely trouble-free – largely on account of the fact that no one will show up.

Adam Funny, In the News

I’m not sure why, but I love it when chicks try to do pole dancing then fall on their head.

Does it make me a bad person? Nah!

Here is some more pole dancing videos 01 02

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Near the small town of Darvaz in Uzbekistan, “The Door to Hell” was opened 35 years ago.

While drilling for gas, geologists found an underground cavern which swallowed up all the equipment. No one dared to go into the carvern as it was filled with gas. So they did the only “logical” thing… They set fire to the gas so no posionous fumes would escape.

35 years later and it is still burning.

No one knows how much gas has been wasted, but over 35 years there has been a hell of a lot.

Found this at English Russia.

Adam Bizarre, Pictures

Why don’t large breasted women ever ask me to find their keys in their cleavage?

The two guys fighting for the privilege was probably the best bit.

Adam Funny, Prank, Sexy

Bar Codes in Japan are getting a brand new look.

Adam Art, Pictures

This starts out nice then turns weird, but doesn’t end how you think… It doesn’t mean it’s good.

Is there any female that actually wants this? If so, visit WhizBiz.

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Is this episode of Star Wars stuff we have random Stormtroopers, pet costumes and some sexy female Stormtroopers (Femtroopers).

Enjoy!

Check out the trailer for the Star Wars: Clone Wars Animated Movie.

Adam Babes, Funny, Pictures, Sexy, Star Wars

Is global warming really such a bad thing? Watch this and then decide!

Actually I burn faster than a paper mill, so global warming is going to be hell for me.

Adam Babes, Sexy, Videos