Matt Damon thought he’s finally gotten his revenge on Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy’s girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, let the world know that she is Fucking Matt Damon.
So Jimmy did what Jimmy had to do…
He fucked Ben Affleck…
And the he got a whole lot of celebrities to sing about it including Benji Madden, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Dicky Barrett, Dominic Monaghan, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Huey Lewis, Joan Jett, Joel Madden, Josh Groban, Lance Bass, Macy Gray, Meat Loaf, Perry Farrell, Pete Wentz, Rebecca Romijn and Robin Williams.
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When they’re singing face to face, the lyrics are…
When we’re together, there’s this feelin’ inside
It’s like a million butterflies flutter in my behind
I love the dimple in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes
When I’m fuckin’ you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly
And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try
Comment by Adam on February 28th, 2008