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Do Not Juggle Bowling Balls

November 15th, 2007

This is why you should never juggle bowling balls.


Dont Juggle Bowling Balls

  1. nick
    December 4th, 2008 at 11:10 | #1

    bowling balls bounce like crazy actually

  2. bob
    December 4th, 2008 at 21:17 | #2

    it is totally fake, i mean look at the texture on that first chicks tongue as she comes in closse to the camera, its totally fake looking. That first chick is definately not real. Get over it guys, its a CG chick.

  3. piedppiper
    December 5th, 2008 at 00:45 | #3

    Poor fuckin kid…DO mosto f you assholes who commented have kids? if that shit happened to my kid i would kill that motherfucker. He didnt even try to help the kid, that piece of shit. “oh no im in trouble now!” why wuld you try that in a public place? it would have been way better if a ball hit him in his stupid face and deformed him for life. i dont care if it was fake, which i think it wasnt. you guys are fuckin assholes. punkbitches.

  4. Deicide
    December 5th, 2008 at 13:24 | #4

    Getting hit in the head by a 6lb ball (making an assumption here based on what I have seen in reality, ACTUALLY SEEN 6# balls juggled by non-pro juggler)… any how, getting a 6# headshot isn’t too bad. VERY SIMILAR in force to taking a football pass (bullet style) to the face. You can walk that off.
    As far as kids go, ANYONE who actually HAS kids and doesn’t coddle them knows that KIDS ARE MADE OF RUBBER!!!

    In the movies you’ve you’ve seen people DIE from fallign down the stairs (the horror) Yesterday my sons fell down and sounded like he was hysterically crying. HE WAS LAUGHING THE LITTLE SHIT!!!! Said it was fun.

    Kid may be just fine. Guy is a douche though for not taking more care and concern for safety.

    And yes, the girl is hawt.

  5. CT
    December 6th, 2008 at 16:08 | #5

    if that ever happened 2 one of my three then someone would get there ass kicked

  6. Jade
    December 7th, 2008 at 07:44 | #6

    WTF!!?!?..
    some of u ppl r complete assholes (this is coming from a 15 yr old)
    id kill that Idiot if that were one of my siblings..
    id grab those fucking bowling balls and throw them at his face..poor kid
    this video is so sad D:

  7. BOWLING BALL
    December 7th, 2008 at 19:21 | #7

    all photoshoped
    the only real thing in this video are the pins

    for everything else the shadows are off

    you can see pixelation

    and the sounds are all weird

  8. E
    December 8th, 2008 at 13:45 | #8

    There doesn’t need to be a ton of blood in order for someone to be hurt. Hollywood suddenly makes everyone a medical professional. People don’t bleed that much.

  9. brian
    December 9th, 2008 at 10:44 | #9

    so… did he get a strike?

  10. Michael
    December 10th, 2008 at 04:06 | #10

    I have been looking for a good video like this for a while. Thank you stumble.

  11. GIppy
    December 12th, 2008 at 10:20 | #11

    Holy crap man! That kid got totally blasted! That is possible the most unlucky thing I’ve ever seen.

  12. Kevin
    December 16th, 2008 at 12:30 | #12

    To everyone thinking there should be blood: Blunt objects don’t break skin easily, and objects don’t get much more blunt than a sphere. Maybe if the kid was hit with several bowling balls while laying on the ground, but there was some shock absorbency (hence the kid falling down), so the bowling ball would just result in a pretty good concussion and most likely a skull fracture (as well as a hospital bill for the idiot juggling bowling balls).

  13. Will
    December 19th, 2008 at 11:56 | #13

    I watched this and lol’d.

  14. December 20th, 2008 at 02:15 | #14

    Oh my gosh! If this is real I hope that girl is okay. If it’s fake fuck the creator for scaring me s***less.

  15. Shopped
    December 27th, 2008 at 02:35 | #15

    I hope the bowling ball was undamaged. Bowling balls cost money to replace and repair.

    Kids are free to replace and repair.

  16. Gunnar Bruun
    December 27th, 2008 at 14:24 | #16

    That is as fake as they get.

  17. Mike
    January 20th, 2009 at 08:22 | #17

    Wow, you can determine a fake video!

    Good job, you guys must be really smart.

  18. Chris
    February 12th, 2009 at 14:49 | #18

    Totally fake, you can tell this video was drawn in Windows paint.

    Also, as mentioned above, there’s no way a practiced juggler can do this, nor can bowling balls bounce that high, cause I’m sure everyone who’s commented are accomplished jugglers and have tested bowling ball bouce heights at the bowling alley.

  19. Alex
    February 12th, 2009 at 15:28 | #19

    That girl looks ridiculously like Zooey Deschanel, from ‘Yes Man’.

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1085377024/nm0221046

    Is it her?

  20. Shocked
    February 12th, 2009 at 22:30 | #20

    Some of you people are total assholes and don’t deserve to be on this earth…how can you not worry about the kid? Thank God the kid didn’t die of head trauma.

  21. Anonymous
    February 12th, 2009 at 23:41 | #21

    God action movies have given people such a poor idea of the human bodies endurance.

    Believe it or not, getting hit by a blunt object would not cause tons of blood. It looks like the kid was lucky and the ball just kind of clothes-lined them. Our skulls, thanks to their geometry, are ridiculously tough. A 5lbs bowling-ball falling at such a slow speed from such a short height is not going to be as bad as that looked. I’m sure the kid was fine. When I was their age I got smacked in the forehead with an aluminum baseball bat at baseball practice and I guarantee there was more force behind the bat. I had a really swollen forehead for about a day. No concussions or even cuts to my forehead. Just bruises and swelling.

  22. conor
    February 13th, 2009 at 08:03 | #22

    why i think its a hoax

    1) deceptive bowling ball – it would take great strength to lob a bowling ball that high with such ease.

    2) poorly planned sound effects – a bowling ball hitting flesh would not make a snap, and there is a distinct delay in hearing the bowling ball hit the actual floor

    3) do you see her getting up, blood free? a bowling ball dropping from that height would do some damage to an adult, let alone a toddler

  23. Eric
    February 13th, 2009 at 12:23 | #23

    Thats Just awful. No really, thats terrible. I don’t even like kids but i don’t want some Dick trying to show off for an UGLY girl (yes she is ugly) to kill one! The fact that you could laugh and joke at some poor kids demise is beyond sick. I hope you get hit by a bus and may God have mercy on your soul.

  24. Nick
    February 13th, 2009 at 16:49 | #24

    Ahhahahahahaha!!! HEADSHOT! Clever video. Everyone needs to re-watch it with a discerning eye. Its totally fake, which makes it totally hilarious!

  25. matt
    February 13th, 2009 at 19:49 | #25

    hahahahahahahaha roll on the fucking floor laughing

  26. stuart
    February 14th, 2009 at 12:58 | #26

    oh my god is that bowling ball ok?

  27. February 14th, 2009 at 19:31 | #27

    eheheheh, Fucking stoopid. Girl has a nice butt, though

  28. Dean
    February 16th, 2009 at 07:54 | #28

    BOOM!! headshot

  29. mickey
    February 16th, 2009 at 23:54 | #29

    uh.. couldnt the pixelation be caused by a poor quality camera….? oh well…
    I hope it is real…
    Kids are fucking stupid these days.

  30. Brent
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:14 | #30

    that was funny lol. im sure the kid survived.

  31. CaptainAss
    February 20th, 2009 at 01:57 | #31

    That is absolutely brilliant!

    Say bye bye to your brains, kid. A future of low-paid menial employment awaits.

  32. Desi
    February 26th, 2009 at 04:33 | #32

    The ball that rolls into the gutter isnt the ball that hit the kid in the head, its the ball that the kid dropped when the giant bowlin ball whacked her in the head

  33. Crockett
    May 20th, 2009 at 13:03 | #33

    @bob
    Dumbass, “look at the texture on that first chicks tongue”, dude, it’s not the entire video thats fake. They recorded it (yes, the first chick is real) then used software to make it look like the bowling ball smashed that girls head down into her shoulders, LOL! Jesus Christ what’s wrong with you people

  34. UzY3L
    August 5th, 2009 at 04:57 | #34

    @piedppiper
    Yes, and it wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that you were not a responsible parent and didn’t watch your kid even though you should know better and not take him bowling at his age and even if you did take him bowling you shouldn’t loose sight of him, right?
    As if you know how you would react when stuff like that happens to you? What would you have done if you were in the guy’s place? Just after the ball hit the kid’s head you would’ve taken out your phone and dialed 911? Or would you be so shocked that you would fall to your knees?
    Let’s hope you never have to find out. Next time, think before saying something.

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