Do Not Juggle Bowling Balls

15 November 2007 ~ 87 Comments Videos,

This is why you should never juggle bowling balls.


Dont Juggle Bowling Balls

87 Responses to “Do Not Juggle Bowling Balls”

  1. nick 4 December 2008 at 11:10 am Permalink

    bowling balls bounce like crazy actually

  2. bob 4 December 2008 at 9:17 pm Permalink

    it is totally fake, i mean look at the texture on that first chicks tongue as she comes in closse to the camera, its totally fake looking. That first chick is definately not real. Get over it guys, its a CG chick.

  3. piedppiper 5 December 2008 at 12:45 am Permalink

    Poor fuckin kid…DO mosto f you assholes who commented have kids? if that shit happened to my kid i would kill that motherfucker. He didnt even try to help the kid, that piece of shit. “oh no im in trouble now!” why wuld you try that in a public place? it would have been way better if a ball hit him in his stupid face and deformed him for life. i dont care if it was fake, which i think it wasnt. you guys are fuckin assholes. punkbitches.

  4. Deicide 5 December 2008 at 1:24 pm Permalink

    Getting hit in the head by a 6lb ball (making an assumption here based on what I have seen in reality, ACTUALLY SEEN 6# balls juggled by non-pro juggler)… any how, getting a 6# headshot isn’t too bad. VERY SIMILAR in force to taking a football pass (bullet style) to the face. You can walk that off.
    As far as kids go, ANYONE who actually HAS kids and doesn’t coddle them knows that KIDS ARE MADE OF RUBBER!!!

    In the movies you’ve you’ve seen people DIE from fallign down the stairs (the horror) Yesterday my sons fell down and sounded like he was hysterically crying. HE WAS LAUGHING THE LITTLE SHIT!!!! Said it was fun.

    Kid may be just fine. Guy is a douche though for not taking more care and concern for safety.

    And yes, the girl is hawt.

  5. CT 6 December 2008 at 4:08 pm Permalink

    if that ever happened 2 one of my three then someone would get there ass kicked

  6. Jade 7 December 2008 at 7:44 am Permalink

    WTF!!?!?..
    some of u ppl r complete assholes (this is coming from a 15 yr old)
    id kill that Idiot if that were one of my siblings..
    id grab those fucking bowling balls and throw them at his face..poor kid
    this video is so sad D:

  7. BOWLING BALL 7 December 2008 at 7:21 pm Permalink

    all photoshoped
    the only real thing in this video are the pins

    for everything else the shadows are off

    you can see pixelation

    and the sounds are all weird

  8. E 8 December 2008 at 1:45 pm Permalink

    There doesn’t need to be a ton of blood in order for someone to be hurt. Hollywood suddenly makes everyone a medical professional. People don’t bleed that much.

  9. brian 9 December 2008 at 10:44 am Permalink

    so… did he get a strike?

  10. Michael 10 December 2008 at 4:06 am Permalink

    I have been looking for a good video like this for a while. Thank you stumble.

  11. GIppy 12 December 2008 at 10:20 am Permalink

    Holy crap man! That kid got totally blasted! That is possible the most unlucky thing I’ve ever seen.

  12. Kevin 16 December 2008 at 12:30 pm Permalink

    To everyone thinking there should be blood: Blunt objects don’t break skin easily, and objects don’t get much more blunt than a sphere. Maybe if the kid was hit with several bowling balls while laying on the ground, but there was some shock absorbency (hence the kid falling down), so the bowling ball would just result in a pretty good concussion and most likely a skull fracture (as well as a hospital bill for the idiot juggling bowling balls).

  13. Will 19 December 2008 at 11:56 am Permalink

    I watched this and lol’d.

  14. Andreas 20 December 2008 at 2:15 am Permalink

    Oh my gosh! If this is real I hope that girl is okay. If it’s fake fuck the creator for scaring me s***less.

  15. Shopped 27 December 2008 at 2:35 am Permalink

    I hope the bowling ball was undamaged. Bowling balls cost money to replace and repair.

    Kids are free to replace and repair.

  16. Gunnar Bruun 27 December 2008 at 2:24 pm Permalink

    That is as fake as they get.

  17. Mike 20 January 2009 at 8:22 am Permalink

    Wow, you can determine a fake video!

    Good job, you guys must be really smart.

  18. Chris 12 February 2009 at 2:49 pm Permalink

    Totally fake, you can tell this video was drawn in Windows paint.

    Also, as mentioned above, there’s no way a practiced juggler can do this, nor can bowling balls bounce that high, cause I’m sure everyone who’s commented are accomplished jugglers and have tested bowling ball bouce heights at the bowling alley.

  19. Alex 12 February 2009 at 3:28 pm Permalink

    That girl looks ridiculously like Zooey Deschanel, from ‘Yes Man’.

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1085377024/nm0221046

    Is it her?

  20. Shocked 12 February 2009 at 10:30 pm Permalink

    Some of you people are total assholes and don’t deserve to be on this earth…how can you not worry about the kid? Thank God the kid didn’t die of head trauma.

  21. Anonymous 12 February 2009 at 11:41 pm Permalink

    God action movies have given people such a poor idea of the human bodies endurance.

    Believe it or not, getting hit by a blunt object would not cause tons of blood. It looks like the kid was lucky and the ball just kind of clothes-lined them. Our skulls, thanks to their geometry, are ridiculously tough. A 5lbs bowling-ball falling at such a slow speed from such a short height is not going to be as bad as that looked. I’m sure the kid was fine. When I was their age I got smacked in the forehead with an aluminum baseball bat at baseball practice and I guarantee there was more force behind the bat. I had a really swollen forehead for about a day. No concussions or even cuts to my forehead. Just bruises and swelling.

  22. conor 13 February 2009 at 8:03 am Permalink

    why i think its a hoax

    1) deceptive bowling ball – it would take great strength to lob a bowling ball that high with such ease.

    2) poorly planned sound effects – a bowling ball hitting flesh would not make a snap, and there is a distinct delay in hearing the bowling ball hit the actual floor

    3) do you see her getting up, blood free? a bowling ball dropping from that height would do some damage to an adult, let alone a toddler

  23. Eric 13 February 2009 at 12:23 pm Permalink

    Thats Just awful. No really, thats terrible. I don’t even like kids but i don’t want some Dick trying to show off for an UGLY girl (yes she is ugly) to kill one! The fact that you could laugh and joke at some poor kids demise is beyond sick. I hope you get hit by a bus and may God have mercy on your soul.

  24. Nick 13 February 2009 at 4:49 pm Permalink

    Ahhahahahahaha!!! HEADSHOT! Clever video. Everyone needs to re-watch it with a discerning eye. Its totally fake, which makes it totally hilarious!

  25. matt 13 February 2009 at 7:49 pm Permalink

    hahahahahahahaha roll on the fucking floor laughing

  26. stuart 14 February 2009 at 12:58 pm Permalink

    oh my god is that bowling ball ok?

  27. eldritch 14 February 2009 at 7:31 pm Permalink

    eheheheh, Fucking stoopid. Girl has a nice butt, though

  28. Dean 16 February 2009 at 7:54 am Permalink

    BOOM!! headshot

  29. mickey 16 February 2009 at 11:54 pm Permalink

    uh.. couldnt the pixelation be caused by a poor quality camera….? oh well…
    I hope it is real…
    Kids are fucking stupid these days.

  30. Brent 17 February 2009 at 6:14 am Permalink

    that was funny lol. im sure the kid survived.

  31. CaptainAss 20 February 2009 at 1:57 am Permalink

    That is absolutely brilliant!

    Say bye bye to your brains, kid. A future of low-paid menial employment awaits.

  32. Desi 26 February 2009 at 4:33 am Permalink

    The ball that rolls into the gutter isnt the ball that hit the kid in the head, its the ball that the kid dropped when the giant bowlin ball whacked her in the head

  33. Crockett 20 May 2009 at 1:03 pm Permalink

    @bob
    Dumbass, “look at the texture on that first chicks tongue”, dude, it’s not the entire video thats fake. They recorded it (yes, the first chick is real) then used software to make it look like the bowling ball smashed that girls head down into her shoulders, LOL! Jesus Christ what’s wrong with you people

  34. UzY3L 5 August 2009 at 4:57 am Permalink

    @piedppiper
    Yes, and it wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that you were not a responsible parent and didn’t watch your kid even though you should know better and not take him bowling at his age and even if you did take him bowling you shouldn’t loose sight of him, right?
    As if you know how you would react when stuff like that happens to you? What would you have done if you were in the guy’s place? Just after the ball hit the kid’s head you would’ve taken out your phone and dialed 911? Or would you be so shocked that you would fall to your knees?
    Let’s hope you never have to find out. Next time, think before saying something.

  35. lol 21 January 2010 at 4:21 am Permalink

    @piedppiper
    its fake you naughty little boy

  36. Ryan 8 February 2010 at 12:03 pm Permalink

    @conor

    1. Can you not toss a 6-12lbs object in the air with one hand? The person would obviously use the least amount of weight to do this.

    2.Note the quality of the video, maybe your sound is off from excessive viewing, or it’s just a shitty video.

    3. Do you think peoples heads explodes when they are hit? assuming it’s a ten pound ball, it seems to only free fall for maybe 1 second, the kids head slows it down a bit before it connects with the floor. No where near enough force for someone to start bleeding from the blunt force.


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