Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head
If you’ve ever been making pancakes and thought, “I’d really like to make these like a crack head”, then this is for you!
1. Gather your junkiesque supplies
2. Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).
3. Continue….
4. Pile up your pancake mix.
5. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
6. Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.
7. Next add your water.
8. After the water put a shot of milk.
9. The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.
10. Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.
11. Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.
12. Add the raw egg (crack head style).
13. After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.
14. Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.
15. Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack!
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Hahahahaha, awesome!
Anyone know what kind of freak egg they are using?
I believe those are quail eggs.
nice… although I think crackheads might find it too time consuming
the cake is a lie
where is the tiny spatula?
Hardly a complete meal, but I’d give it a go!
Heroin not crack.
“CrackJack!” THET CRACKED ME UP
they are using quail eggs
hahahaha
that’s awesome!
Hmm…yes! but is it addictive?
Breakfast at Keith Richard’s house…only the way he can make it.
@Hmm…yes! but is it addictive?
I tried this once and oh god now i have breakfast every morning i just can’t help myself its like i need to eat it to live. Oh god please help me!
I think you mean “smack-head”
WTF does Crack have to do with shooting up? Nothing! This is a demo of using IV injection rig to mix a pancake — cute, but inaccurate. Crack is smoked.
This is surprisingly similar to my freebase creme brulee.