Toilet Duck is a Sexual Aid
This is just crazy!
A man who broke into his neighbour’s home west of Brisbane and used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as sex aids has avoided jail.
Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004.
He pleaded guilty yesterday in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage and was sentenced 12 months’ jail, to be served in the community as an Intensive Correction Order.
The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a state of disarray.
Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.
The woman’s vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom.
Lacey was arrested in December 2006 after police finally matched his DNA to that found on the latex glove attached to the Toilet Duck bottle.
From News.com.au
What kind of a sexual aid can you make from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove?
Very odd!
The mind boggles!
No. The mind doesn’t boggle… the mind shudders and then tries to block out the entire story from its memory. EEWWW!