Just Whatever

Don’t worry, you don’t have to think too hard… Or do you???

See if you can answer these seven questions correctly.

Question 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Question 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Question 3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that’s nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Question 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

Question 5. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Question 6. If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

Question 7. Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Hopefully you haven’t cheated, because if you have you’re going to hell.

Here are the answers…

Answer 1. The third. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead.

Answer 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Answer 3. The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

Answer 4. Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

Answer 5. If you answered first place, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Answer 6. You’re first. Overtaking the last placed person means you must be lapping them.

Answer 7. Nunu? NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter is Mary. Read the question again.