I’m probably going to hell, but this just cracks me up every time I read it.
I believe it’s some dudes messenger conversation.
X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me
X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious
X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here
X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said “The lord will protect me”
X: well…. he didn’t
