- Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw
- Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good
- Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you
- My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going
- That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too
- I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it
- I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to “tinker” around with
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you’re the Bomb
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous
- Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
- Wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
- Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long
- If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
- Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I’ve seem to have lost mine
- I look good on you
- I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house
- If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
- Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
- I love every bone in your body - especially mine
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
- Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
- I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
- Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long
- Hey baby, I’m like American Express, you don’t want to leave home without me
- Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams
- The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word
- Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long
- I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
- Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons
- Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
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