A guy walks into Australia Post to apply for a job.
The Boss asks him, “Have you been in the service?”
“Yes,” he says. “I was in Vietnam for three years.”
The Boss says, “That will give you extra points toward employment” and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, “Yes….. a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off”
The Boss tells the guy, “O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow but come in at 10am”
The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, then why do you want me to come in at 10am?”
“This is a Government job” the MD says. “For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls… No point in you coming in”
