If you plan to kill your husband, make sure your new boyfriend has all the facts.
I Killed Your Husband
At least they don’t need another passport!
I Killed Your Husband
Would You Eat Your Friends?
May 16th, 2008 Posted in QuizIt doesn’t pay to be friends with me… I’ll eat you if I need to!
Smirnoff have made themselves a fantastic commercial.
It doesn’t make me want do drink Smirnoff, but I still love this ad.
Great Headlines From 2007
May 13th, 2008 Posted in General 
Lets take a look at the very funny and apparently real headlines from 2007 (Someone else has done the commentary).
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Well bugger me...]
Ten Pin Bowling is a little hard to watch in my opinion, but with tricks like this it ain’t too bad at all.
MacGyver Movie Coming!
May 11th, 2008 Posted in General 
Today at Maker Faire 2008, MacGyver creator (and real life inspiration) Lee David Zlotoff announced he has a big budget MacGyver movie in the planning stages.
Zlotoff mentioned he somehow ended up with the movie rights years ago (extremely uncommon), giving him full control over the film. While few specifics were mentioned, and no formal announcement has been made, its extremely promising that the man with the power to make the film is getting the ball rolling. The question is…do you bring back Richard Dean Anderson as old MacGyver, or bring in a younger, Christian Bale-type to reprise the role of makeshift gadget god?
Found at Gizmodo.
Usually the referees let a hockey fight go on for a little while, before breaking it up. This time they break it up to stop the crowd from getting bored.
The Worst Fight In Hockey History
Why are they sent to the penalty box?
Time fore some more Demotivation Posters. I think now I’ve shown pretty much the best of the millions out there.
If you like them there are many more Demotivation Posters.
If you’re having any sort of celebration you need Fred and Sharon to film it for you. With this kind of quality, your memories will be better than the real thing.
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Who needs a movie?
